1. A lot more Fort Hood stuff ( Read more... )

1. Tonight: Epic Ballooooooon Boy Fail is Epic. H1N1 *sigh*. Women about to outnumber men in the workplace ( Read more... )

1. Can I just point out? Anderpants is wearing a hideous shirt ( Read more... )

1. Guess what, guys? MJ news broke today. Let's see how much time it takes up. *coughs ( Read more... )

1. Starting a couple of minutes early tonight to bring you breaking news: someone has got a Twitter app onto Anderson's Blackberry. Which means he's begun Twittering a little more regularly today.

And, yeah, I'll be over here wondering how someone who has written a book can get away with spelling tonight as 'tonite' all the timeThere's a reason ( Read more... )

1. That's right, folks, I Sky+ed AC360 and decided to watch it tonight. I'm that hardcore.

So, tonight, on AC360 - SwineFlu09 H1N1: Sequelitis

A plane was diverted? Seriously? Because one woman complained of flu-like symptoms? That's, uh, crazy over-reaction ( Read more... )

1. Or: H1N109 - The Remake.

There was no Tonight! On AC36o last night because of CNN's ridiculous report card thing (I swear - Wolf Blizter must die. If only for the epic amount of times he said 'people actually going on the website').

2. Oh, Joey B. Never change. *pets*

(For those playing along at home - Joe Biden said some stuff on the Today ( Read more... )

1. Or: SwineFlu09 - The Reckoning

Will it be another...

*dies laughing*

Anderson starts with 'Our first picture of the killer' and a graphic of the virus. I just can't even...

Epic sensationalism is epic.

ETA: Oh, sweet Jesus, CDC - YOU ARE NOT HELPING. 'I fully expect people to die'

2. EDDDDD! *hugs his little face* Reporting on Obama ( Read more... )

1. Or: The SwineFlu'09 Hour.

*sighs*

And Anderson? Saying we're just going to 'give you facts and precautions' and whatnot - then repeatedly using the word 'pandemic' when the WHO hasn't even said that yet?

That's sensationalism. Not just giving facts ( Read more... )

1. Yes. Taking the Ship Captain hostage is bad, CNN, but the graphic "PIRATES ATTACK AMERICANS" is possibly the most ridiculous thing I've seen lately - and I've been mainlining TDS and TCR clips for months ( Read more... )